this is the house

originally complied in April, 2011

This is the house that Jack built.

This is the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

These are the children who use the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

These are the children who broke the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

This is the van which transports the children who broke the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

This is the lady who drives the van which transports the children who broke the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

This is the store that sells the faucet to the lady who drives the van which transports the children who broke the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

This is the package with deceptively simple instructions that's in the store that sells the $19 (on sale!) faucet to the lady who drives the van which transports the children who broke the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

This is the $19 (on sale!) faucet which came in the package with deceptively simple instructions that's in the store that sells the faucet to the lady who drives the van which transports the children who broke the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

This is the team who attempted to install the faucet which came in the package with deceptively simple instructions that's in the store that sells the $19 (on sale!) faucet to the lady who drives the van which transports the children who broke the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

This is the broken water supply line caused by the team who attempted to install the faucet which came in the package with deceptively simple instructions that's in the store that sells the $19 (on sale!) faucet to the lady who drives the van which transports the children who broke the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

This is the team who came to actually repair the plumbing after the broken water supply line caused by the team who attempted to install the faucet which came in the package with deceptively simple instructions that's in the store that sells the $19 (on sale!) faucet to the lady who drives the van which transports the children who broke the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

This is the van that went back to the store for lines, valves, and putty (oh my!) for the man who came to actually repair the plumbing after the broken water supply line caused by the team who attempted to install the faucet which came in the package with deceptively simple instructions that's in the store that sells the $19 (on sale!) faucet to the lady who drives the van which transports the children who broke the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

These are the supplies brought back by the van that went back to the store for lines, valves, and putty (oh my!) for the man who came to actually repair the plumbing after the broken water supply line caused by the team who attempted to install the faucet which came in the package with deceptively simple instructions that's in the store that sells the $19 (on sale!) faucet to the lady who drives the van which transports the children who broke the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

This is the water main which burst when installing the supplies brought back by the van that went back to the store for lines, valves, and putty (oh my!) for the man who came to actually repair the plumbing after the broken water supply line caused by the team who attempted to install the faucet which came in the package with deceptively simple instructions that's in the store that sells the $19 (on sale!) faucet to the lady who drives the van which transports the children who broke the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

This is the phone that called the water company for the $150 emergency shut off for the water main which burst when installing the supplies brought back by the van that went back to the store for lines, valves, and putty (oh my!) for the man who came to actually repair the plumbing after the broken water supply line caused by the team who attempted to install the faucet which came in the package with deceptively simple instructions that's in the store that sells the $19 (on sale!) faucet to the lady who drives the van which transports the children who broke the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

These are the towels used to soak up the water after the call to the water company for the $150 emergency shut off for the water main which burst when installing the supplies brought back by the van that went back to the store for lines, valves, and putty (oh my!) for the man who came to actually repair the plumbing after the broken water supply line caused by the team who attempted to install the faucet which came in the package with deceptively simple instructions that's in the store that sells the $19 (on sale!) faucet to the lady who drives the van which transports the children who broke the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

This is the van that drove to the store for a new valve while the towels are used to soak up the water after the call to the water company for the $150 emergency shut off for the water main which burst when installing the supplies brought back by the van that went back to the store for lines, valves, and putty (oh my!) for the man who came to actually repair the plumbing after the broken water supply line caused by the team who attempted to install the faucet which came in the package with deceptively simple instructions that's in the store that sells the $19 (on sale!) faucet to the lady who drives the van which transports the children who broke the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

This is the newly repaired water main valve after the return of the van that drove to the store for a new valve while the towels are used to soak up the water after the call to the water company for the $150 emergency shut off for the water main which burst when installing the supplies brought back by the van that went back to the store for lines, valves, and putty (oh my!) for the man who came to actually repair the plumbing after the broken water supply line caused by the team who attempted to install the faucet which came in the package with deceptively simple instructions that's in the store that sells the $19 (on sale!) faucet to the lady who drives the van which transports the children who broke the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

This is the finished project total of $270 to turn the water back on using the newly repaired water main valve after the return of the van that drove to the store for a new valve while the towels are used to soak up the water after the call to the water company for the $150 emergency shut off for the water main which burst when installing the supplies brought back by the van that went back to the store for lines, valves, and putty (oh my!) for the man who came to actually repair the plumbing after the broken water supply line caused by the team who attempted to install the faucet which came in the package with deceptively simple instructions that's in the store that sells the $19 (on sale!) faucet to the lady who drives the van which transports the children who broke the faucet that is in the house that Jack built.

The end.